December 30, 2010

Hubristic Fun: Redesigning Vader

There are few, if any, characters in modern culture that are more perfectly designed than Star Wars' Darth Vader. So, hey, why not take a stab at redesigning him?

My buddy Matt sent me a link to the The Swedish Bed (a pop culture blog, despite that suggestive name) which had great illustrators reimagining the famous villain's look. The catch was to work off the description in the original script. I thought that sounded like a fun idea for a snow day. Here's the excerpt from the script:
INTERIOR: REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER — MAIN HALLWAY. The awesome, seven-foot-tall Dark Lord of the Sith makes his way into the blinding light of the main passageway. This is Darth Vader, right hand of the Emperor. His face is obscured by his flowing black robes and grotesque breath mask, which stands out next to the fascist white armored suits of the Imperial stormtroopers. Everyone instinctively backs away from the imposing warrior and a deathly quiet sweeps through the Rebel troops. Several of the Rebel troops break and run in a frenzied panic.
And here's what I came up with (click to enlarge):


Clearly, I was very drawn to the idea of the robes. With the first one (on the left), I imagined those layers of robes which could be pulled back to reveal the large, imposing figure beneath them. I went for the strips because I imagine him as a kind of whirling dervish in battle: fast and brutal, overwhelming your senses. However, I think I prefer the second design (on the right). Instead of going for imposing in the heavy, physical sense, I tried using the robes and breathing device to create a techno-angel-of-death. I wanted him to be more of a wraith. When he walks towards you it's quickly and graceful; without being able to see his limbs you may think he's floating. He's scary because you fear he could kill you with a simple touch.

December 24, 2010

An Omega Kid Christmas: Part 6

Previous Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5


LAST TIME ON THE OMEGA KID: Despite Alfie's best laid plans, The Omega Kid's friends took to the skies in the spirit of Saint Nick, bringing more goodwill that ever. But it was the Omega Kid's own declaration of belief that finished tilting the scale in their favor, releasing the one and only Santa Claus! And now, the conclusion...



EXT. NORTH POLE - NIGHT
Alfie lays in the snow, seemingly helpless, looking up at The Omega Kid and Santa Claus. He reaches into his diaper and whips out a laser gun. He fires it at Santa! 

ALFIE
Die Claus! Die!

December 22, 2010

Job Application: Way Too Honest Edition

So I just filled out a job application. They had three little tasks to complete as part of the process. This is what happens when I decide "let me just go ahead and be myself."

December 20, 2010

An Omega Kid Christmas: Part 5

Previous Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4


LAST TIME ON THE OMEGA KID: The Omega Kid faced off against Alfie in an icy sanctuary beneath the North Pole. With his amazing intellect, Alfie tricked The Omega Kid into increasing the size of the throne-capacitor that holds "Santa Claus" before capturing the hero in unbreakable chains. But luckily Lawrence managed to escape...


INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT


Jerry and Dania sit, alone, drinking coffee.

DANIA
I hate this part.

JERRY
You mean when they're off saving the world and we're left alone?

DANIA
Yes.

JERRY
It's my favorite part.

Then: A KNOCK AT THE WINDOW. Dania runs to it. She opens the blinds to see Lawrence's face pressed up against the glass.

LAWRENCE
(muffled)
Let me in!

December 17, 2010

An Omega Kid Christmas: Part 4

Previous Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3

LAST TIME ON THE OMEGA KID: Rick and Lawrence learned the secret history of Santa Claus. With Alfie, aka The World's Most Evil & Smart Baby, on his way to the North Pole, The Omega Kid and friends must decide on their next move! And now Part 4:



INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT

DANIA
No. You're staying here with us.

LAWRENCE
I'm not missing my chance to meet Santa Claus. Imagine all the presents we'll get if we save him!

JERRY
What a lovely way to look at it.

LAWRENCE
Tell 'em, Rick.

RICK
It will be safer here.

Lawrence looks at all three of them. They look back. He furrows his brow and stands his ground.

LAWRENCE
I'm going and that's that.

December 16, 2010

Guest Strip Makin'

I was going to title this post "Guest Strippin'" but then I realized everyone would get the wrong impression. Anyway.

If you've been following me lately, you can probably tell I've begun drawing more and more. So much, in fact, that I've taken on two guest strip projects. I wanted to share a little preview of my process.

The first was "commissioned" by my buddy, Matt Shafeek, for a post he'll be doing on his blog. His blog which, by the way, is hilarious and thoughtful so you should read it: www.mattshafeek.com. I really enjoyed the challenge he gave me. "Cracking" the story was tough but in the end I think I came up with something effective. The post will be up on Saturday, in the meantime, here's a sneak peak of my comic:


The second strip I offered to do for a fantastic webcomic, Mojo. First of all, read it at www.mojocomic.com and follow the creator on Twitter @skar. This was a lot of fun from a writing perspective. I loved the challenge of writing in the characters' voices and keeping the tone of the series. Also, drawing it was a blast. Seriously, I spent like two hours just sketching Mojo in different poses the other night for fun more than practice. This won't post until late February, so I'll just give you a tiny tease of what I came up with:

I want to do more of this kind of work in the future. Especially the writing aspects of it.

December 13, 2010

An Omega Kid Christmas: Part 3

Previous Chapters: 1 | 2

LAST TIME ON THE OMEGA KID: The Omega Kid valiantly fought off Alfie and his pet monster, Blargh, after they launched a Christmas Eve attacked on a department store. As the villianous baby high tailed it to the North Pole in search of Santa Claus, Jerry dropped a bombshell on Rick: Saint Nick may not be a myth after all. And now, the Secret Origin of Santa Claus!



INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - EVENING
Jerry's apartment is on the 25th floor of a high rise on the East Side. The view from his windows is beautiful.


Jerry is sitting in his comfortable chair. The boys are next to him. DANIA WALLACE (30's, hip but nerdy) has joined them. There's a tray of cookies and hot chocolate. Rick sips his chocolate, Lawrence helps himself to three cookies.

LAWRENCE
Ok, so about these presents.

RICK
Enough with the presents, dude.

LAWRENCE
Fine, fine.

RICK
Can you please explain what's going on? Alfie's going to the North Pole. Big deal. Maybe he'll catch a cold. Good.

JERRY
Unless, of course, he actually manages to capture Santa Claus.

December 10, 2010

An Omega Kid Christmas: Part 2

Previous Chapters: 1 


LAST TIME ON THE OMEGA KID: A Christmas Eve shopping trip the department store is rudely interrupted by an attack from The World's Most Evil and Smart Baby. Separated from Natalie and Jerry, Rick and Lawrence look for a safe place to plan their next move! And now, Part 2:

INT. GIMBEL'S DEPARTMENT STORE - VIDEO GAME SECTION
Rick and Lawrence dash through the store. Rick leads, Lawrence hustles to keep up, huffing and puffing behind him. As they pass a display of the newest and latest games, Lawrence stops. He looks at all the games, entranced.

LAWRENCE
Awesome... I want them all...

Rick doubles back and drags him away by the elbow.

RICK
No time!

Lawrence grumbles and keeps moving.

December 9, 2010

A Simple Sonnet for Steve


My continued attempts to woo Steve Jobs into at least giving us a settings option to reset the iPad orientation lock switch. I wanted to do this sonnet in iambic pentameter but that's really hard.

Check out the others here and here.

December 8, 2010

The Other, Sad Ending of Back to the Future

The following is a theory I came up with many, many years ago after watching Back to the Future way too many times. I'm certainly not the first person to think of this (in fact, Starlog magazine published a whole series of articles regarding this idea) but what the hell, I'll share my spin on it.

Spoilers alert for the three of you out there who've never seen Back to the Future (or BTTF as us fanboys refer to it).

December 6, 2010

An Omega Kid Christmas: Part 1

Hey everyone! What follows is the first part of a serialized script I will be running on my site this month: An Omega Kid Christmas. Who is this Omega Kid? You can learn more by reading the first script (here) or going to the 30characters website where I created images and bios of the main characters (here).

New chapters of this story will be posted Mondays and Fridays through Christmas Eve. Enjoy and, if so moved, please feel free to share your thoughts or pass it along to friends. Thanks!


EXT. MIDTOWN MANHATTAN - DUSK
Christmas Eve. The streets are crowded with people of all shapes and sizes, bundled in winter clothes, doing last minute shopping. A Salvation Army Santa Claus rings his bell on a street corner.


A light snow begins to fall.

EXT. GIMBEL'S DEPARTMENT STORE - CONTINUOUS
The biggest department store in Manhattan. Housed in a block-wide, seven story building that dates to the turn of the century. People are coming in and out by the dozens, while some simply stand around marveling and the window display.

INT. GIMBEL'S - BOYS' CLOTHING SECTION - CONTINUOUS
RICK (11, skinny, wearing a sweatshirt and jeans) and LAWRENCE (also 11, husky, wearing a knit sweater and slacks) run through the crowd, trying to get away from the boring clothes section.

30 Characters Final Roundup!

Hey guys! Thanks for all the support last month. Here's a final roundup of my 30characters. Enjoy, and be sure to browse the rest of the site. Everyone who joined in did awesome, awesome work. This has been, bar none, one of the best creative experiences of my life. Words really can't express how much I appreciate the opportunity I had to be a part of this.

See the full list after the jump

December 1, 2010

Orientation Haiku for Steve


Second in a series of poem/poem-like emails to Steve Jobs, essentially begging him to give me back the iPad orientation lock switch.